Skate-Wear Central

American Psycho

Top 3 Minneapolis/St. Paul Bars Your Most Likely to Find a Serial Killer

The obvious, dirtball creeper serial killer: Mortimer’s Bar

Mortimer’s is infamous being being a “regulars” bar, meaning that if you aren’t a familiar face aka an alcoholic, you’re likely to get starred down by the patrons and get rude attitude from the bartenders. They are especially bitter about trying to use a credit or debit card in their establishment (welcome to the year 2000, guys), sometimes allowing it, sometimes not, depending on the bartender and their particular mood that day. It’s a dark, relatively large hole in the wall with A Big Buck Hunter game, pinball and fooseball, and enough small booths, bar stools and tables for a serial killer to hatch his plan and not be bothered by any frat boys or hipster punks. Mortimer’s is the kind of place where the seedier denizens of Minneapolis can feel at home, with the more time spent in lock up, the better the bar staff will treat you.

The “American Psycho” serial killer: Brit’s Pub

The perfect place for that clean-cut, smiling, Patrick Bateman-like businessman serial killer, Brit’s Pub is hard to beat. Located in the heart of the Nicollet Mall business district of Minneapolis, Brit’s Pub is a popular after-work watering hole that would be perfect for the depraved and mentally-corrupt serial killer to network and find his ideal victim. Next time you’re offered an Irish Car Bomb by the guy at the bar next to you, think twice about how attached you are to your vital organs.

The effeminate, lonely serial killer: Country Bar & Grill

Pretty much anybody can fit in at the Country Bar & Grill just so long as you are fit into the category of being some sort of outcast. The Country Bar & Grill is a welcoming (almost strangely so) bar tucked away on Lyndale and Lake Street next to the Falafel King. They have a small bar a few games, the standard tap drinks and poor led lighting. If you are a awkward regular enough the staff will treat you like family, so it is safe to say that even if they found out one of their regulars was a lonely serial killer, the bar staff and patrons would defend them until the very end.

About the Author

Alan McGee is a freelance writer from MN.

American Psycho: Business Card Scene

Womens Yaga Psycho Palm $30 Psycho Palm

O’Neill Psycho Rg8 3/2 $369.95 O’Neill Psycho Rg8 3/2 The O’Neill Psycho Rg8 3/2 takes the best aspects of their incredible Zen-Zip closure found in our Psycho wetsuits and uses this same technology in a front zip entry. The new F.U.Z.E closure system is an easier entry and exit – along with added warmth using RG8-Air Firewall. Tested by O’Neills most intense team riders in the most frigid waters across the globe.

O’Neill Psycho Charcoal Backpack $89 O’Neill elevated backpacks to a new level of crazy functionality with the Psycho backpack. It features triple front pockets, a side cooler pocket, wet/dry “psycho” sack, back zip laptop pocket and breathable back flow channels. We promise, you’re not imagining things!

Oneill Psycho RG8 4/3Fullsuit $389.95 If you are a Psycho when it comes to shredding it up in the water then you deserve the Psycho RG8 4/3 Fullsuit by O’Neill. Perfect for keeping you warm when your surfing Mavericks in that freezing cold water – O’Neill uses scrap neoprene from their own factory and old wetsuits donated from around the world to make up this high performance in.Green in. wetsuit. If you ever wanted a chest zip Psycho I with the added warmth of the Firewall now is your chance. This environmentally friendly suit incorporates limestone-based neoprene and recycled plastics on the inner and outer layers to make up a suit that is going to last and perform to the next level.

O’Neill Psycho Backpack $94.5 This backpack from O’Neill has everything you could want – and more. It has room for everything you’ll need when you finally break out of your looney bin – a padded laptop compartment – mp3 compartment – tricot lined sunglasses compartment – removable wax pouch and more – it’s CRAZY what you can safely put into the Psycho Backpack.

O’Neill Psycho Sak Bag $15.95 Next time you go on a crazy surf trip to Costa Rica theres no better way to pack up a bag than one you can carry on your back; that way your hands are free to carry around all of your boards! The Psycho Sak Bag from O’Neill seems as if it is a bottomless black hole that can fit more than you will ever need when going on an adventure!

ONEILL 1.5MM PSYCHO DL GLOVE $45.95 For all those with dedication to surfing year round – O’Neill wanted to help you stay out in the water longer for those colder months with the 1.5MM Psycho DL Glove. These mitts are perfect for all conditions and are super durable for being the thinnest sealed glove on the market!

Oneill Psycho II Zen Zip 3/2 Fullsuit $439.95 Oneill Psycho II Zen Zip 3/2 Fullsuit The Psycho II Zen Zip 3/2 Fullsuit is known for its warmth – flexibility and superior fit continues to evolve. O’Neill has upgraded to an all new Super Stretch XXXDS Neoprene. Along with the XDS-Air Firewall in the chest and the back – combined with Double Fluid Seam Weld – keeps you warm and loose. O’Neill continues to be an Industry leader and keeps you performing at the top of your game.

Oneill Psycho II Zen Zip 4/3 Fullsuit $459.95 The O’Neill Psycho 2 Zen Zip 4/3 Men’s Fullsuit is lighter and more flexible than ever before. Perfect for high performance in cold water – this wetsuit has it all from the pure double-lined UltraFlex DS to the ultra minimal seam style which offers for full mobility. This is an incredible fit that will keep you warm and still allow you to go crazy in the water!

American Needle Rangers Tee $38 American Needle Rangers Tee

American Needle Arched Hat $27 The American Needle Arched hat is definitely the next best addition you need for your hat collection. American Needle is a classic brand that has been around since 1918 and made quality products ever since. Made out wool – this snapback hat is one excellent way to celebrate your favorite baseball team in the best way.

American Needle Blockhead Hat $27 The American Needle Blockhead hat is definitely the next best addition you need for your hat collection. American Needle is a classic brand that has been around since 1918 and made quality products ever since. This is like an update to a classic team hat that you can wear every day. Pick up one of these and rock it out.